Edge of Reality.
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

the-food-fandom:

the-food-fandom:

the-food-fandom:

Because he was a fungi.

If the mushroom was such a ‘fungi’ why didn’t he have the party at his house? 

Because there wasn’t mushroom!

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Fooled you

Fooled you

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sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

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loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

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a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

#favourite  
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captain-snark:

Can we just talk about the thing that dylan o’brien does where he drags his face up when he kisses all open mouth and GASFNHDKJfabnldgkjnaeldgrkndkndklfgvnjdlfk

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#WHY  
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It's the devil's way nowThere is no way outYou can scream and you can shoutIt is too late now [♛]
It's the devil's way now
There is no way out
You can scream and you can shout
It is too late now []

(Source: doktorleckter)

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hetaliantomato:

jadehisui:

remember that point in life where we suddenly became Shego?

how is she filing her nails with gloves on

(Source: possiblegifs)

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#Baby Face  #carlos pena  
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ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

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langleav:

Stay…

langleav:

Stay…

(Source: langleav.com)

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I Boosh You!: Regarding Girlfriend Applications ›

markiplites-unite:

I’ve gotten quite a few messages over the last few days about girlfriend applications - what are they and are they still going on?
I understand some of you are new and that’s fine, you probably missed that being brought up in a few livestreams. However, I’m going to have to break some news to you…

Thank you, Emily. Lol.

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